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Napoleon the Conquered / Confucius Say... Way Too MuchNapoleon the Conquered: The Time Squad ends up in 18th century France, where Joséphine Bonaparte is henpecking the diminutive Napoleon, who is too cowardly to stop her. It is up to Time Squad to make Napoleon stand up to his wife so he can become the greatest emperor of France. Ironically Napoleon's next fight is the Battle of Waterloo, though Otto just dismisses it.
Confucius Say... Way Too Much: The Time Squad is sent to help Chinese philosopher Confucius. It turns out that Confucius is performing his historical duty by devising clever aphorisms. Unfortunately, he uses them as the conclusions to extremely long-winded and boring novels that no one is reading. Otto gives Confucius a suggestion to shorten his conclusions to help attract customers.